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To-do list for Saturdays

September 26, 2011

1. Drive to Philly for this with a buddy.

2. Arrive and get second wind.

3. Eat catfish po boy and drink Abita for lunch.

4. Remark how weird it is that the wife is in NOLA and you’re sitting in a NOLA-themed bar.

5. Walk to event, talk shit on various subjects

6. Remark on aggressive paatdown and “No moshing” sign.

7. Make simultaneous dad noises as you sit down after buying the first $7 beer of the day.

8. Don’t feel all that bad about spending $7 a beer at the “punk rock show.”

9. Get a proverbial slap in the face from 7 Seconds.

10. Note that the crowd may be the only decent and positive crowd left on the east coast.

11. Catch roughly your sixth second wind of the day.

12. See Suicide Machines and basically ride a wave of teenage euphoria for rest of day.

13. Sweat off all beers consumed thus far for next 4 minutes.

14. Fuck it, buy some merch. Remember aforementioned wave.

15. Feel bad for the first time that the wife couldn’t come.

16. Quickly remember she is currently livin’ it up in New Orleans.

17. Remark how X basically destroyed everyone else so far, save TSMs.

18. Have awesome and hilarious time during Descendents set.

19. Remember the pudgy Adicts-clad kid who really wanted to talk about motorcycles and how he was “overtaken” by a small gang of Pagans that said he was all right and bought him a shot of tequila after he told them in shouts and stomps that he could never be in any MC because he’s not good at taking directions and would stomp any motherfucker. And how it looked like he would attempt a makeout at any moment.

20. Trudge back to car.

21. Talk shit on aging frat boys in douchey bar on the corner.

22. Eat at all night diner around the corner.

23. Catch another wind.

24. Order cheeseburger deluxe and drink some coffees.

25. Say “mugmugmug” (in your head) when you drink your coffee.

26. Talk about how much your body hurt before the show even started anyway. *Reference aforementioned synchronized dad noises made at the start of the event.

27. Listen to Dismemberment Plan, Built to Spill and Ben Nichols on drive home.

28. Fart the whole time.

29. Do not attempt to do the math on the $7 beers.

30. Talk shit on Williamsburg.

31. Park, check mail and carry up more wedding RSVPs.

32. Receive picture message of wife “backing that thang up” in NOLA.

33. Resist going to bed around 3.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. October 7, 2011 9:51 pm

    I literally have not heard of any of those bands..

    • gougetheeyes permalink*
      October 8, 2011 3:30 am

      Fair enough. We can still be friends.

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